NOTE: This review was originally released on November 11, 2020

I’m coming to you today with another one of my new favorite sex toys! I’ve reviewed several of the SquarePegToys® silicone anal toys, but the one I am reviewing today just might be my favorite. (It’s definitely my favorite!) Peepshow Toys is an online adult retailer that stocks only body-safe sex toys, so the high quality, platinum silicone goods that are handcrafted by SquarePegToys® are a perfect fit for Peepshow Toys.

This time around I’m talking about a butt plug called the Charlie Horse Wiggly. I reviewed the Charlie Horse Kidney plug with its chunky/angled appearance, which is designed to apply pressure to one’s prostate region. After that, it was the Charlie Horse Milk It, a re-imagined version of the original Charlie Horse plug with a jagged edge (don’t worry, it’s made of softer silicone) to give more of a textured massage to this sensitive spot.

Both of those plugs sport a large bulge just above the narrower neck of the toys, and this bulge helps spread willing holes open and create a great “filling” feeling once the plugs are seated. The Charlie Horse Wiggly has a very similar design on the bottom part of the plug: the same arched anal-safe base, the rounded, narrower neck that holds your hole open, and the bulging thick part of the plug that fills the area just inside your hole. But the upper aspect of this Charlie Horse is different. Waaaay different.

Check out the picture of the Wiggly and you can probably guess how it got its name. Beyond the bulge is a long, squirmy protrusion that extends nearly seven inches beyond the widest part of the plug. It twists and grows more narrow as it reaches the tip. (Or, as far as penetration goes, it gets more and more thick as the toy sinks deeper into your ass.)

I’ll tell you why I was so eager to get my hands on this piece. Many years ago, I saw the most deliciously perverse amateur (i.e. “homemade”) porn clip on one of the tube sites. A well-hung, hairy top fellow was preparing an eager bottom for an anal reaming. With the camera positioned just between the guy’s spread legs, the top began to rim the waiting hole. At first the tongue-job was soft and delicate, the tip of the top’s tongue teasing the waiting hole. As the bottom began to respond (his hole opened to welcome this talented tongue), the viewer soon realized that the top’s tongue was long and quite exceptional. Like a curved, twisty dick, the tongue went deeper into the hole, sliding in and out, forcing the hole open even more. The top seemed to be fucking the bottom’s hole with his tongue, and showed no signs of relenting. He eventually stood up and replaced his amazing tongue with his erection, but the image of that hole swallowing up that long, twisty tongue has stayed with me. And that was honestly the first image that came to mind when I saw the Charlie Horse Wiggly.

This version of the Wiggly is solid black, which is a firmer silicone than the bronze Super Soft silicone that was used in every other SquarePegToys® plug I’ve tried. I actually wanted the firmer silicone this time around, because I knew exactly how I wanted to use this plug: like a tongue that went a little deeper into my ass with every slow, deliberate thrust. Not to worry, if you prefer this plug in the softer silicone, Peepshow Toys indeed has the Super Soft Charlie Horse Wiggly! (In two different colors.)

Even though the Charlie Horse Wiggly runs a total length of 9 inches, I wasn’t really concerned with whether or not I could insert the entire usable length of the toy. The “insertable length” isn’t listed on Peepshow Toys or the SquarePegToys® website, but I measured it as approximately 8.25 inches. Yes, this is one deep tongue. I used a thick water-based lube that Peepshow Toys stocks, called Wicked Simply Aqua Jelle. It goes on nice and thick and doesn’t drip all over. It really clings nicely to the toy and provides ample lubrication to the hole and beyond. NOTE: if you’re planning to go extra deep with the Wiggly, I’d recommend adding some supplemental lubricant directly inside your hole. This firmer silicone is pretty smooth, but it can grab your tender skin if things are not well greased up.

But before I talk to much about using this plug as a plug, let me go back to how it felt as a tongue. Absolutely amazing! Once it was properly lubed, I could dart the tip of the Wiggly in and out of my hole, feeling it slightly push me open when I dared to make my “rim job” a little deeper. Of course, I wanted to go as deep as possible, so once I was suitably relaxed, I did exactly that, allowing the Wiggly to twist even deeper inside me. I loved the way the rounded tip poked around inside me as the twisty part of the plug grew thicker. I also enjoyed slowly (or not so slowly) rotating the plug, to spin the tip inside me. Some good feeling were had with this thing!

Of course, most actual tongues aren’t as long and as thick as this toy, but who says you can’t enjoy fantasizing? I loved the bends in the shaft and feeling things grow thicker the deeper I went. I confess, I had so much fun giving myself a “deep tongue-job” with this thing, I wasn’t even worried about pushing the thick part of the plug past my hole and leaving the Wiggly entrenched inside me. I was enjoying fucking my hole with it, in and out, marveling at how deep I could feel it, and how twisty it felt each time I slowly rotated it in my hole. This is definitely my favorite way to use the Wiggly, but I did try it the “regular” was as well.

Even though the bulb on this plug isn’t quite the hole stretcher as the other two Charlie Horse plugs I tried previously (the Wiggly has a max diameter of about 1.75”, compared with the Kidney’s 2″ and the Milk It’s 2.07″), it was still a bit of a push to work in that last thick bit. I think a lot of it had to do with how long and deep the twisted upper aspect was up inside me when I finally worked it in. It was definitely a strange sensation, but I still kind of enjoyed it. Just not as much as the aforementioned deep tonguing sensation. Just like the other versions of the Charlie Horse plugs, the Wiggly has a base that will keep things properly anchored, yet very comfortable, especially if you’re using this plug while seated. Adding additional pressure to the base while it’s all the way in will give you some extra internal stimulation, so give that a try!

The Charlie Horse Wiggly is one of the few SquarePegToys® that is only available in one size, so there isn’t anything longer (or smaller) to recommend if you are looking for the same design in a different size. You can definitely check out a real depth explorer in the SquarePegToys® Slink Depth Training Probe, which measures in length from just over a foot long (Small), to a eye-popping 24.5” length in the 2XL version. Many months ago, Phallophile Reviews had asked if I was interested in reviewing one of these for her site (I had previously collaborated with her on the Njoy Pure Wand Guide, as well as having contributed a Male Sex Toy Guide to her site), but I felt that even the “smallest” Slink was a little too long and thick (6.6” circumference!) for my experience level. The newer Wiggly, on the other hand, isn’t quite so long or thick, but still snakes deep enough to explore some pretty wild play, so—for me—the Wiggly was the perfect longer toy for a depth play first timer. If you’re curious about the thicker/longer Slink, Felicity found a porn star with experience in such matters to tackle the Slink; please check it out on her site.

For me, I couldn’t be happier with my Wiggly. It certainly fulfilled the deep tongue-job fantasies I’ve been harboring for years, and gave a pretty good prostate poking, too! Want to try the Charlie Horse Wiggly for yourself? Pick one up at Peepshow Toys using these links:

• Firm Charlie Horse Wiggly Butt Plug (Black Silicone) - Peepshow Toys
• Super Soft Charlie Horse Wiggly Butt Plug (Bronze or Graphite Silicone) - Peepshow Toys

IMAGE CREDIT: Manufacturer photo

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NOTE: This review was originally released on February 8, 2024.

Lest you think I’m giving my review in the title of this newest blog post, the name of this new toy I’m checking out is actually called Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator. It’s (big surprise) a penis vibrator from Orion and currently available from Peepshow Toys. Is it my new favorite penis vibrator? Well, let’s find out.

I’d never heard of the sex toy brand Orion before, but the vibrating penis massager looks pretty familiar. I’ve certainly tried a few of these wand-style massagers that have been designed with a head to accommodate the head and shaft of a penis. My own favorite penis vibrator is easily the Man Wand, another massager that was sent to me by Peepshow Toys back in 2019. That toy quickly became my favorite, mostly because it was so adept and making me cum: easily and effortlessly, every time. My favorite way to use the Man Wand is to keep it on a bedside table and use it to massage my cock through my underpants. The Man Wand has a powerful buzzy vibrator, so by keeping the boxer-briefs on I was able to temper the strong vibrations and enjoy the experience for a little while before the point of no return was reached and orgasm was achieved. I easily milked hundreds (and probably more) loads out of my dick with this thing, and I mention it here for context. I mean, how good can this My New Favorite Penis Vibrator be to match a toy that has worked so successfully for me for five years? Of course there were others too: the Fun Factory Manta, the Pulse Solo Lux, and the We-Vibe Wand but none of them found a place next to my bed.

The Orion massager showed up, and I unboxed it and got it charging so I could try it out. It’s as easy to charge as the Man Wand; simply use the included USB-style charger and slide the metal prong into the tiny pinhole at the back of the device. A light blinks off and on while it’s charging and turns solid when it’s ready to use. The wand itself has a nice chunky compact design, with a comfortable handle, three control buttons and a head that has the familiar “lobster claw” shape fashioned to deliver vibrations to the penis. The curved flaps on the massage head seem a bit longer than others I’ve tried, yet the space between them a bit more compact. Luckily the flaps are very flexible, so they should bend to accommodate those big thick dicks. The inside of the massage portion is gently ribbed with some lined texture. I should mention that the entire tool (save for a gold chrome embellishment on the handle) is coated in nice satiny silicone. This material is a mustard yellow color, not often seen in silicone sex toys. If nothing else, you could probably disguise sex toy by placing it around similarly-colored power tools. Its color definitely makes it easy to spot if you have a big box of silicone toys.

Once this was powered up, I do what I always do with the wand I typically use: I slid the curves of the attachment onto my bulge and turned the vibe on. This is easy to accomplish. You just press and hold the center button, which is conveniently embossed with the universal symbol for “power.” A green light comes on with the vibrator, which starts on its lowest speed. Now my usual vibrator revs to life on the highest setting, which is mainly the reason I like to keep my undergear on during sessions like these. The Orion starts low and seemed way too low for me, so I used the adjacent + button to crank up the power. I counted five different settings of steady/solid vibrations, and as you cycle up through them, this wand really starts to rumble! The entire toy vibrates, especially when the power is turned up. Even the knob-like handle was humming with vibrations, so of course I used it like a mortar and pestle, grinding the vibrating handle against my bulge. It felt nice.

I also noted that the back of the massager has an interesting crease where the two curves meet at the back. They could have designed this with a flat/smooth back, but I really like the idea of this indentation. If you’re a frenulum stimulator like I am, this little crevice can be worked over that sweet spot, and the two little ridges on the back are quite a bit more solid than the flappier flaps that make up the business end of this massager, though those tease the sweet spot nicely when it’s on a higher power. It’s nice to have some variety, at any rate. Since the whole toy hums and rumbles, be sure to come at all of your sensitive parts at different angles.

Sadly, the My New Favorite Penis Vibrator did not become my new favorite during these first few sessions. I am so used to the buzzy stimulation of my Man Wand that this Orion toy—while powerful—just wasn’t rumbly enough to push my cock to the point of nutting. It certainly felt good, but when you’re so used to something that works really well, it’s difficult to switch things up and make the same chain of events happen.

I enjoyed using this new wand to tease my cock, my balls, my nipples… honestly, try the ridge on the back of the wand if you have erect nipples that respond to stimulation. Actually, what responded mostly to the strong vibrations was my hand. After several minutes of working this thing over my bulge, my hand was quite tingly and pretty numb. I was kind of frustrated that it wouldn’t trip my trigger and make me cum, though.

On future uses I switched to the pattern vibrations, which is something I never use on the Man Wand, but there are some really solid options on this new masturbation toy. After using the + button to work through the five levels of steady vibrations, click the + again to segue into the five available patterns. Here are descriptions in the running order:

1. Starts out as a sputter and grows steady before starting back to sputtering again
2. An oscillating “revving” that goes from stronger to stronger
3. Three long pulses followed by six shorter bursts
4. A strong burst followed by faster taps
5. A cycle of steady vibrations at two differing levels (I really like this one)

Even though the options are decent, I was ready to pack this thing away and go back to my old stand by. Until I reached for Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator when I was naked. I hadn’t even planned on using it, but when I clicked it on and touched it to my exposed cock, something unexpected happened: I immediately got rock hard and started to respond to the toy.

I am so used to wearing underwear when using the Man Wand, that I never gave it a thought when I was using the same moves with this newer gadget. Using the yellow massager directly on my cock felt wonderful, the rumbly vibes tickling the pleasure nerves. I easily achieved a decent climax with the wand, just using the steady vibes.

The next time I wanted to wank, I got naked and bypassed the five steady vibe settings and tried out the patterns (again). Without the underwear cockblocking the vibrations, everything felt so amazing! I like the fact that there’s a – button to backtrack through the ten different settings, so you can move back into a certain pulse pattern without having to shut the toy off and find it again.

And the ribbing inside the curved part of the toy feels very good when you’re actually stroking your cock, and not just the bulge. Add a little water-based lube to this part of the toy and things really start to feel good. I never use lube with my other vibrating cock toys, but slicking up this one heightens the experience. I’ve also found the Orion stroker makes me precum like crazy, so no need to use lube when the slippery stuff is leaking all over the silicone flaps. The fluttering flaps on my wet frenulum offer some great teasing when I want to ease up from the steadier stroking sensations.

I feel pretty stupid that it took me a few tries to find out how good this masturbator can feel, but I’m glad I switched things up and realized how different this toy is from my old stand by. They may look alike, but the method of delivery needs to be different (at least for me) depending on which one I’m using.

I’m not sure if this Orion massager will become as important to my jack off routine as the Man Wand is, but at least for now it’s got its own spot on the bedside table. With its squat handle that’s easy to hold, I’m looking forward to grabbing this thing the next time I give a guy head. I’ve managed to use massage wands like this to accentuate a blow job before and I’m guessing this Orion toy will make someone else feel good very soon.

Other things I want to mention: the massager holds a charge for awhile but didn’t give me much warning before it quit altogether, which is pretty common for toys like these. At least now I have more than one cock massager I can grab to finish the job if another one dies before I can cum. The Orion one charges easily in a fairly short time, so it shouldn’t be out of commission for long. Also, they bill this thing as “water resistant” (as opposed to waterproof) which means you really shouldn’t use it in the bath/shower/pool but that cleaning it up in the sink shouldn’t give you any worries. Just let it dry completely if you’re going to store it after washing up.

So yes, Orion…Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator is my new favorite. Now that I know what this thing can do, I am looking forward to many future sessions. I’m hoping if you give it a try, you’ll enjoy it as much as I did.

Get your own from Peepshow Toys using the following link:

• Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator from Orion - Peepshow Toys

(All product photos from the manufacturer)

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Sleek, smooth and heavy, this solid double-ended stainless steel piece from Njoy will give men amazing anal stimulation and intense prostate massage.

When you were a kid, do you remember that sensation when one of your evil friends would make a fist and press the knuckle of his index finger into the back of your neck, twisting until it felt like you’d been hooked up to a 9-volt battery, knees buckling and writhing in helplessness as you lost control of your body?

I had a flashback to that in the midst of using the Pure Wand, a 1.5 pound, 8 inch (7 insertable) stainless steel sex toy from Njoy. The Pure Wand is a smooth, sleek curved arm, capped on each end with a fairly large ball. Just like real life, one of the balls is somewhat larger than the other, but this is a good thing.

Because it’s made of stainless steel, you can grease this toy with any lube you want, and you’re probably going to want lots of it. Also because it’s steel, it’ll be a snap to clean up. It’s nonporous, and – unlike softer/textured toys – has no nooks, crannies or wrinkles. Also because it’s steel, you can easily heat it up, or cool it down, and the material will retain this new temperature for awhile, a unique advantage to sex toys made of metal (and to a degree, glass). Also because it’s steel, it’s heavy, which gives the Pure Wand a nice solid feel as it fills your ass.

Once you’ve warmed (or cooled) your toy, lubed it up, gently work the end of your choice against your hole. It should push your ass open fairly easily, and the curved shaft of the toy will follow it as it makes it way inside you. Allow your anal canal to grow accustomed to the Wand before you attempt any tricky spins or thrusts. Because of the weight of the toy, you’ll want to take it slowly, lest you poke or prod your delicate insides too roughly.

While the Pure Wand feels great inside you (the heat, the weight, the sleekness), the real treat (for men) comes when you press the balled end against your prostate. Unlike any other anal toy I’ve used – even toys designed for prostate massage – the Pure Wand hit the bullseye almost immediately. Remember my description of the knuckle against the back of the neck? Once the small ball found my P-spot, I felt an immediate jolt radiating from my prostate. It was so intense, my first reaction was that I’d pushed too hard, too fast. But once I realized what had happened, I began to twist and angle the Wand so I could gently grind out those sensations. Due to the size/weight of this toy, I worked carefully, but soon I was able to position the wand so I could not only pinpoint this prostate pleasure, but use my anal muscles to grip the wand aspect of the toy.

I haven’t yet experienced the elusive (at least for me) hands-free P-spot-generated orgasm with this toy, but I believe it is possible with a little patience. Having the Pure Wand inside me during masturbation certainly makes for a more intense experience, especially when it comes time to push myself over the edge.

I did experiment with the larger ball end, but actually found the smaller one more to my liking. The nice thing about having two different sized balls is men can try each one, and use the one that’s more suited to their own anatomy and experience level. And getting off with the small end, I like to know I can “upgrade” to the larger, if I outgrow the other one.

Enjoy your own Njoy Pure Wand from one of the online stores I affiliate with:I had a flashback to that in the midst of using the Pure Wand, a 1.5 pound, 8 inch (7 insertable) stainless steel sex toy from Njoy. The Pure Wand is a smooth, sleek curved arm, capped on each end with a fairly large ball. Just like real life, one of the balls is somewhat larger than the other, but this is a good thing.

Because it’s made of stainless steel, you can grease this toy with any lube you want, and you’re probably going to want lots of it. Also because it’s steel, it’ll be a snap to clean up. It’s nonporous, and – unlike softer/textured toys – has no nooks, crannies or wrinkles. Also because it’s steel, you can easily heat it up, or cool it down, and the material will retain this new temperature for awhile, a unique advantage to sex toys made of metal (and to a degree, glass). Also because it’s steel, it’s heavy, which gives the Pure Wand a nice solid feel as it fills your ass.

Once you’ve warmed (or cooled) your toy, lubed it up, gently work the end of your choice against your hole. It should push your ass open fairly easily, and the curved shaft of the toy will follow it as it makes it way inside you. Allow your anal canal to grow accustomed to the Wand before you attempt any tricky spins or thrusts. Because of the weight of the toy, you’ll want to take it slowly, lest you poke or prod your delicate insides too roughly.

While the Pure Wand feels great inside you (the heat, the weight, the sleekness), the real treat (for men) comes when you press the balled end against your prostate. Unlike any other anal toy I’ve used – even toys designed for prostate massage – the Pure Wand hit the bullseye almost immediately. Remember my description of the knuckle against the back of the neck? Once the small ball found my P-spot, I felt an immediate jolt radiating from my prostate. It was so intense, my first reaction was that I’d pushed too hard, too fast. But once I realized what had happened, I began to twist and angle the Wand so I could gently grind out those sensations. Due to the size/weight of this toy, I worked carefully, but soon I was able to position the wand so I could not only pinpoint this prostate pleasure, but use my anal muscles to grip the wand aspect of the toy.

I haven’t yet experienced the elusive (at least for me) hands-free P-spot-generated orgasm with this toy, but I believe it is possible with a little patience. Having the Pure Wand inside me during masturbation certainly makes for a more intense experience, especially when it comes time to push myself over the edge.

I did experiment with the larger ball end, but actually found the smaller one more to my liking. The nice thing about having two different sized balls is men can try each one, and use the one that’s more suited to their own anatomy and experience level. And getting off with the small end, I like to know I can “upgrade” to the larger, if I outgrow the other one.

Enjoy your own Njoy Pure Wand from:

• Njoy Pure Wand - Peepshow Toys

IMAGE CREDIT: Product photo from the manufacturer

NOTE: This review was originally released on March 14, 2019

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I’m doing another Oxballs ball stretcher review this week. This time around: Oxballs Bullballs Ball Stretcher, a two-inch platinum silicone stretcher to hug, tug, and stretch your nuts. Peepshow Toys sent me four different Oxballs ball toys to try out, so if this one doesn’t grab you, another one surely will. Now let’s check out the Bullballs.

The Bullballs stretcher is actually the original Oxballs stretcher. If you’ve been an Oxballs fan for awhile, you may have even used one of the early Bullballs, which they tout as their most popular ball stretcher.These days, the Bullballs has been redesigned and molded from a 3D printed prototype to give users a sleeker-looking unit and a more refined shape. As I already noted, this piece is made from body-friendly platinum silicone, which allows for more stretch, a better experience for sensitive skin, and a more comfortable fit for those who want to stretch their balls for long/extended sessions.

If you read my review for the first (of the four) Oxballs stretchers I tried a couple of weeks ago — the Oxballs Grinder Ball Stretcher — you’ll note that the length of that one was 1.75″ and it had an inner diameter of 1 ⅜”. The Bullballs, by comparison, is even longer: two inches. The inner diameter is a bit less: one inch. This gives your balls more of a tug and a tighter fit, but the walls of the Bullballs stretcher aren’t quite as thick as the Grinder piece (1 ⅞” vs 2 ⅝”), so it actually doesn’t feel quite so snug, at least on me. What it feels like is a stronger downward pull once you get the stretcher situated around the skin of your ballsac. In spite of the tighter inner ring, I found that the Bullballs was easier to get on than the Grinder. If you are struggling to pull this thing on, here are a couple of thing you can try to make it easier: wash the ring before use in hot water. This allows the silicone to warm up. Secondly, rub a little water-based lubricant inside the inner ring. This makes pulling the ring on a little easier, especially if your skin tends to grab the material. Adding a little lube will also make for more comfortable wear, especially if you’re going to leave the Bullballs on for awhile.

I actually prefer the design of this Oxballs stretcher too; there are two wider nut-shaped bands at the top and bottom of the piece, with a slightly more narrow band between the two. OXBALLS and BULL BALLS are stamped in raised letters around this section. The inner core is a smooth, uniform width from top to bottom, with a slightly curved inner edge for added comfort along the top aspect of the stretcher. The bottom of the unit is totally flat, but you could easily flip this thing before pulling it on if you’d rather have the curved part resting against the top of your balls instead of the root of your cock. You can even turn the entire stretcher inside-out if you’d like, for a smooth, almost-hourglass look with a more textured inner ring. 

The best part of this toy is the silicone, which gives the ring plenty of stretch. Even a pair of large nuts should fit through the stretched opening before allowing it to tighten around the ballsac. The ring is snug, but the silicone is quite soft and squishy, so it’s pretty damn comfortable. I don’t typically like to wear ball stretchers for long periods, but this one made an extended session a lot more comfortable. The best part of wearing a ball stretcher is feeling your nuts pulled as your orgasm starts. I love that sensation. Sure, you can do it with your hand, but it’s pretty wild to feel it happen when you’re wearing a snug silicone stretcher like this one. It definitely gives me a more intense, prolonged climax. It’s also safe to use with different types of lube and very easy to clean up once you’re finished; just scrub it with some soap and water and let it air dry before storing it. The premium silicone should give this piece a long life, too!

Not only does the Bullballs make jack off sessions more fun, but it can add an element of excitement to sex as well. If you enjoy your balls teased, they’ll be more sensitive to an exploring tongue and you’ll enjoy having them played with and tugged while wrapped in this Bullballs stretcher. I’m not sure how well this unit would work for tight and/or small nuts, but I think this gear would work for most if you’re able to stretch your balls downward away from the base of your cock with your hand.

Want to try this ball stretcher for yourself? Find it at Peepshow Toys, using this link:

• Oxballs Bullballs Ball Stretcher - Peepshow Toys

IMAGE CREDIT: Product photo from the manufacturer

NOTE: This review was originally released on December 27, 2019

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Today I’m reviewing the Wand by We-Vibe. As you may have already guessed, the Wand is a vibrating wand massager. Peepshow Toys sent this massager to me in exchange for a review, so let’s check it out.

I haven’t reviewed a We-Vibe toy since way back in 2013, when I wrote about the Salsa, a bite-sized pointy vibe whose surprisingly intense motor worked wonders for frenulum stimulation.

The Salsa, sadly, was put into retirement years ago, which is a shame because I kinda wore mine out. The Wand is pretty much everything the Salsa is not. It’s big, it’s round, it’s heavy. While I’m not an aficionado of wand massagers (I’ve really only tried one: The Man Wand), I’ve been enjoying videos of cocks being teased by them for years. So why haven’t I used one myself, given how they are so adept at making dicks throw ropes of cum? Well…now’s my chance. First, let’s check out what’s in the box.The Salsa, sadly, was put into retirement years ago, which is a shame because I kinda wore mine out. The Wand is pretty much everything the Salsa is not. It’s big, it’s round, it’s heavy. While I’m not an aficionado of wand massagers (I’ve really only tried one: The Man Wand), I’ve been enjoying videos of cocks being teased by them for years. So why haven’t I used one myself, given how they are so adept at making dicks throw ropes of cum? Well…now’s my chance. First, let’s check out what’s in the box.

The box is big. But it’s stylish. The Wand is being sold as a luxury vibrator and if the packaging is any indication, what’s inside is going to be good. And at first glance, everything looks wonderful. The Wand itself is tucked into a thick foam cutout which protects the massager when not in use. The entire Wand is coated in body-friendly silicone and it’s a deep purple color. There’s a ring of metallic-looking lighter purple where the handle connects with the ball-shaped head, but — other than the We-Vibe logo slightly engraved on the head and some gentle texture ringing the neck — the Wand is pretty much unadorned. Nestled under the wand cutout are two included silicone attachments, also tucked into cutouts of their own: a round “Flutter” ring, and a curved “Stroke” attachment that’s designed to pair with a penis. The only other items in the box are a magnetic charging cable and a minimal instruction booklet. The box is great for storing all the pieces and making sure everything stays together. Definitely store the parts in their respective cutouts to help preserve the shape of everything and keep all the pieces organized.

For such a high-end gadget, I found the included directions a little lacking. The parts are all labeled and We-Vibe does lay out the Wand’s functions in simple diagrams, but these do little to answer questions for a Wand newbie like myself. For instance, is the “auto-start” function the only option available? And why doesn’t the Wand seem to “auto-start” when one of the attachments are in use? How do I turn it on and keep it on? And aren’t there supposed to be vibration patterns on this thing? Luckily, We-Vibe’s website had a lot more detailed instructions, so I’ll be relating those here as we take a closer look at the Wand.

Before you can use the Wand, you’ll need to fully charge it. Like many vibrating toys these days, the Wand is easily rechargeable with a magnetic charging system. Stick the USB end into an appropriate port and easily click the magnets to the pair of flat metal pins on the end of the Wand’s handle. A soft LED light pulses while the Wand’s battery powers up. Allow it to charge until the light turns solid. The Wand can run up to 2 hours on a single charge, but I learned that using the more intense settings diminishes this time by quite a bit. Still, the Wand rumbles away for quite awhile, giving you time to enjoy a nice session before it needs to be put back on the charger. The magnetic charging method means the Wand is entirely cordless when you’re ready to use the thing. If you’ve owned or used an older Wand, you probably had to figure out where to situate yourself so an electrical outlet was handy. Being cordless, the Wand will go pretty much anywhere you want it to.

Once it’s ready to operate, what do you do? The Wand’s controls are pretty straightforward, at least after you figure out how everything works. To power the Wand on, press and hold the bottom-most button on the handle. Like I mentioned, there is an “auto-start” feature which seems to be the default. We-Vibe calls it Smart Silence and this means the Wand powers up as soon as it senses it’s close to your body. It can be a fun feature, but it can also be annoying as well. It’s certainly nice to only have the Wand running exactly when you want it to, so if you’re using it to tease certain erogenous zones intermittently, you’re not going to run the battery down when the toy’s not touching your skin. If you’ve ever cursed a sex toy for getting you off before you were ready to cum, the Smart Silence setting might end up being your favorite, because it’s an easy way to stop the motor in a hurry (just remove the Wand from the hot spot and everything cools down quickly).

I found the Smart Silence feature to be kind of disappointing when using either of the Wand’s attachments. I discovered I like a delicate touch with either of these and I had to press very firmly to activate the auto-start mode when I was using either of them. Luckily, the user can switch the Smart Silence function off and use the Wand in the traditional way. Meaning “turn it on and leave it on.” To switch from the Smart Silence mode, press and hold the upper-most of the two control buttons. This button is less prominent than the Power button, but you’ll find a slight indentation under the intensity switch. This also controls the Wand’s pulse patterns, so don’t be surprised when the Wand starts pulsing away. Once the motor is on, press the patterns switch to cycle through each setting, until you reach the steady vibe. There are 10 patterns, so keep clicking. After you reach the desired vibe setting, you can easily rev it up or tone it down with the raised switch that’s just above the two control buttons. As you might expect, push the lever up to increase the intensity, or hold it down to calm things down. Once you’ve played around with the Wand for awhile, the controls become more familiar, and you can easily adjust the intensity during use. Need to shut the motor off while using it in steady mode? Just hold the intensity lever down until the vibrator cycles from its lowest setting to Off. The Wand is still “on” at this point and all you need to do to rev it up again is push up on the intensity lever. For me, this method was a lot more user-friendly than the Smart Silence mode, but I can see where other users would enjoy the easy-stop the latter offers.

So how good is the range on this thing? Pretty damn good, as it turns out. While I really enjoyed the intensity of the Man-Wand massager (which is pretty small compared to We-Vibe’s Wand; the entire Man-Wand is shorter than the We-Vibe’s handle!), it didn’t offer a lot in the way of versatility. Plus the Man-Wand’s cock teaser is built in, so there’s no way to remove it if you’re just looking to use the head only, or use an alternate attachment. The buzzy vibrations the Man-Wand puts out feel really amazing for targeted stimulation, but there isn’t a lot of variety in how it feels. In comparison, the We-Vibe Wand really has an extensive range. On the low end, you can experience a gentle sputter, or you can power the motor all the way up to nerve-jangling. On its highest setting, the Wand is just very intense! Of course, using the intensity switch you can raise or lower the vibration intensity to any spot on the available frequency. To me, this is one of the best features of the Wand; allowing it to rev away as hard as you want, then quickly lower the intensity to a lower setting.

The pulse patterns are great, too! To switch from steady vibrations to one of the various pulse patterns, click the button under the intensity lever. Since this button is used for other functions, be sure to play around with it a bit before beginning your first session to help avoid frustration that could come by inadvertently switching settings when you were trying to do something else. As much as I enjoy the steady vibrate setting (especially cranked all the way up!), I found that using one of the pulse patterns worked better for longer edging sessions, allowing the variation in vibe intensity to tease my cock repeatedly. Once you find a selection you enjoy, you can always increase or decrease the strength of the motor using the lever. I really love putting on a jockstrap and increasing the vibrator, allowing the mesh to act as a buffer between the head of the Wand and my cock and balls. However, if I place the vibrating head directly on my skin, sometimes the higher intensity is just too much, so it can be a relief to tone down the Wand to something less vigorous.

While the We-Vibe Wand is designed to work with other massage wand attachments you might have, the company actually includes two high-quality silicone attachments inside the box. In case you were wondering, the head has a diameter of just under 2.25 inches, so check your other wand strap-ons to see how well they might fit with We-Vibe’s Wand. Each of the included attachments sports a round ring that fits around the massage head fairly easily. The “Flutter” attachment is round with 360 degrees of perpendicular “ticklers” of varying lengths protruding from an inner ring. The Flutter ring tempers the strong vibrations from the wand head and allows for a more focused, less intense direct stimulation. While I enjoy focused vibrations on various erogenous zones (balls and nipples, for instance), the Wand head can be a little too intense and rumbly for certain overly-sensitive spots, so using the Flutter enables you to tone this down a little and angle the ticklers to tease just the right spot without feeling discomfort. The longer tendrils flutter more than the shorter ones do, so if you can see a distinction between the varying lengths (especially when paired with a desired vibrator intensity), the design of this attachment allows you to easily position it so the preferred section is just where you want it. Personally, I found the Flutter ring worked better on bare skin, especially on sensitive parts like my nipples. Changing the angle of the wand — even slightly — can alter the way things feel, so play around with the positioning.

The other attachment — the Stroke — is designed to accommodate a cock. With flexible silicone “wings” rising up from either side of the massage head ring, you can use this attachment whether your cock is completely flaccid or full-blown erect. Unlike totally enclosed “stroker tubes” that are often paired with wand massagers for penis stimulation, the design of this one is open ended, so pretty much anyone, regardless of length or thickness, can enjoy this silicone add-on. The wings themselves are pretty thick and sturdy and deliver some good vibrations while the wand is moving, and they’re just flexible enough to spread for larger cocks and offer some “flutter” of their own when the Wand’s vibrator is cranked up to a higher intensity.

While the inner aspect of each curve is totally smooth, those who like (or need) some texture while masturbating can rub the underside of their cock against seven raised ribs that line the bottom of this stroker sleeve. It’s not an incredible amount of texture, but it does feel nice if you enjoy stroking against something that isn’t completely smooth. To change the experience a little, add a little water-based lube to the Stroke attachment. (Both of these silicone attachments, as well as the silicone-encased wand itself, are compatible with water-based lubricants.) When I tried the Wand in the shower, I found that using lube on the Stroke piece really offered a nice variation. Yes, that’s right: the We-Vibe Wand is waterproof! So be sure to enjoy it in the shower. Just take care not to slip, especially if you’re using lubrication. And needless to say, you should never charge your Wand in or around water.

While both the Flutter and the Stroke pieces are very high quality silicone and stay in place at even the highest settings, I am not sure I’d recommend the We-Vibe Wand solely for these attachments. While both of them really worked well for me, the Wand itself is so large that it’s not as easy to position and hold at just the right angle (and this will vary from user to user, depending on where you like to place it) when using an attachment that’s strapped tightly to the head. For a winged-style massager, a toy like the hand-held (and very comfortably so) Pulse massager seems to be a more comfortable experience for me, at least when I am going for a long edging/teasing session. Even the much-more-compact Man Wand is lighter and less bulky than We-Vibe’s entry in the massage wand market. Still, the We-Vibe Wand isn’t overly uncomfortable to hold, it’s just sort of large; over 12 inches long from the bottom of the handle to the end of the massage head. The soft silicone and a curved/ergonomically-designed handle make this long massager fairly easy to grip during a long play session.

What else can I say about the Wand? Even though it’s encased in silicone, the Wand is an external-use toy. However, insert one of your favorite non-vibrating anal toys (I tried it with the Avant Pride Power Play butt plug) and press the vibrating head against the base of the toy. Nice, huh? ? The Wand also works wonderfully as an “all over” body massager. It’s not just for turning you on or getting you off (although it really does both of those things really well); use it on your shoulders, neck, back…wherever things feel tense or achy. More than once in the past couple of weeks I pulled the Wand out to relax my upper body after shoveling snow.

Let’s not forget the Wand is a good couples’ toy, too! Whether you want something for foreplay, or want to try the different options to help each other masturbate to orgasm, the Wand is completely versatile. The attachments are certainly designed with all sex organs in mind. And even if your playmate isn’t in the same room with you, a We-Vibe app allows two users to connect and control the Wand remotely. Disclosure: I didn’t test drive this feature, but I want you to know it is available if you’ve been looking for a vibrating sex toy that can be controlled by another user via an app. I did, however, pair the Wand — through Bluetooth —with the We-Connect app on my own smartphone and thought it was a handy way to control the Wand without having to fumble with the buttons. The best part about using the app during a solo session is finding and saving your favorite vibration settings and being able to activate them just by tapping your phone screen. You could also certainly hand the phone over to a playmate and allow another person to control your Wand session. This sort of technology can certainly add a new dimension to wand play and is definitely something to experiment with if you are so inclined.

The Wand is definitely a great massager for those who love wand massagers. It’s so versatile and a real powerhouse, but its intensity can easily be dialed down for those times when you want or need slow, delicate stimulation. Let’s not forget it’s covered in silicone, comes with two fun attachments, and can be taken into the shower! It’s pricey, so I’m hesitant to recommend it to a first-timer who might be on a budget and unsure of whether or not a wand massager will work well for them. But if you get off on good vibrations, enjoy intense powerful rumbling but can also get off on less vigorous teasing, you’re probably going to love the Wand from We-Vibe.

Ready to pick one up? Use the following link to order it from Peepshow Toys:

• Wand by We-Vibe Rechargeable Body Massager - Peepshow Toys

IMAGE CREDIT: Product photos from the manufacturer

NOTE: This review was first released on January 29, 2020

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With Game of Thrones premiering its eighth and final season this past weekend, it seems like good timing to post a review for a beautiful silicone dildo inspired by one of its characters: The Night King. I’m doing this review for Peepshow Toys, who stocks the original Night King Dildo, as well as this exclusive “Fire and Ice” version. Both are handcrafted pieces designed by Marco from Uberrime.

I’ve been a big fan of Marco’s work for awhile. I reviewed two smaller (Essential and Splendid – both 6 inches) dildos from the collection last year, but I admit I’ve had my eye on the original Night King cock since I first saw it. It’s a thick nine-inch cock with a swollen head, curved shaft, and lots of texture. The piece itself is an eye-catching marvel, with whorls of blues and silver befitting the ice of the White Walkers’ leader.

Marco designed a second version of the Night King, adding a bold mixture of red and yellow to the original blue/silver colors. Visually, the piece looks stunning. The design alone make this piece worth having. Like all Uberrime toys, the Night King is hand-poured with platinum silicone. Since each one is done individually, the exact color patterns are all unique. In the “Fire and Ice” version, the head is bright red mixed with bright yellow. In mine, the yellow pours from the tip and runs down the underside of the shaft, almost as if the color has been ejaculated from inside the cock. The red and yellow mix, gradually incorporating with the blues and silver in beautiful swirls.

There’s another big difference between the “Fire and Ice” version and the original: they are each made with a different type of silicone. The original is made with a firmer, medium (Dragon Skin Shore 10A) silicone. While I didn’t try the original version, one of the smaller pieces I reviewed (the Uberrime Essential) is made from the same stuff. The “Fire and Ice” version of the Night King is manufactured with a medium-soft silicone (approximately 8A), which gives the toy a softer feel. You can squeeze it and feel quite a bit of give, and it’s much more bendy than the firmer 10A silicone. Since the piece is quite long compared to many of the other Uberrime dildos (9 inches, with 8 inches insertable), I was pretty happy to have been sent the softer one, since it will bend more easily as it makes its way all the way in to the base. If you prefer a stiffer/firmer dildo, you may want to try the original Night King (pictured below, right).

The length, girth and texturing are the same in both versions, since the dildos both spring from the same mold. The head has a circumference of 5.25 inches (1.67″ diameter) and the shaft’s circumference is 6 inches (1.91″ diameter at its thickest part). If you like a toy with a lot of texture, the Night King has it. Like many of the other dildos in the collection, there’s a very realistic head on this toy. Very defined curves sink into a deep ridge just under the head. I love dildos that have heads like this, because it feels so nice sliding it in and out of my hole. Even though this monster measures 9 inches, I think I had just as much fun popping the head in and out. The softer silicone makes it a little less firm if you like to bear down on it, but it still feels great. Once you push past that deep groove, the shaft rises up in a delicious firm ring that wraps around the upper portion of the shaft. This, too, is a trait seen in other Uberrime dildos and it really feels great for hole stimulation. This second ridge is the same width as the head, so you’re definitely going to feel it.

What makes the Night King a little different from the others that I have tried is the intense texturing. I’m assuming these are veins, but what do I know? They are thick and they are defined, almost like tread on metal. They give the curved shaft an almost skeletal appearance and the way it feels while thrusting the toy is just amazing. I’m typically not into overly-textured anal toys, but the thick ribs on this dildo coupled with softer silicone felt great. I still haven’t been able to do some deep thrusting with this toy, but — again — the softer silicone makes it easier to take. I know I’ll reach the base eventually. Not only does the shaft bend pretty nicely as it works more deeply inside you, but you can squeeze this thing and feel the ribs compress. As with all silicone anal toys, the material will quickly warm to your body temperature and make the dildo feel very lifelike inside you. While the colors and design of the Night King might look out of this world, it still feels like a real dick once you start moving it in and out and it starts to warm up.

The shaft has a nice curve to it and the softer silicone makes it easier (for me, at least) to take more of it. If you prefer a stiffer shaft, that’s another reason to consider the original Night King. I still haven’t managed to take all eight inches, but I’m getting there. The shaft gets thicker the deeper you go, and the root is the thickest point of all. While I enjoy popping the head and that defined ring on the upper shaft, I look forward to finally working that last bit of wide shaft into me. You don’t have to worry about losing this one, like all Uberrime toys, there’s a wide anal-safe base on it. It’s designed perfectly to allow the dildo to stand on its own, and — even though it’s flat — it works perfectly as a suction cup, so it’s pretty ideal for those who want to crouch over the toy and sit on it, or back themselves up on it while the Night King is mounted to a wall or another smooth surface.

I’m definitely recommending this toy to anyone wanting a longer/bigger silicone dildo with lots of added texture. The softer silicone gives it just the right amount of flexibility and the way the “Fire and Ice” Night King looks just blows my mind. You can find either version at Peepshow Toys using these links:

• Uberrime Night King Dildo - Fire & Ice Version - Peepshow Toys
• Uberrime Night King Dildo - Original (Blue/Silver) - Peepshow Toys

IMAGE CREDIT: Product photos from the manufacturer

Close up of the Fire & Ice dildo: my photo

NOTE: This review was originally released on April 16, 2019

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NOTE: This review was originally released on February 3, 2022

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Today I’m looking at an interesting item sent to me by Peepshow Toys. The Zero Tolerance Vibrating Ball Cradle is a double-loop silicone cock ring with a solid curved vibrator designed to cup your nuts and tickle them during sex and masturbation. Let’s give it a closer look.

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NOTE: This review was originally released on July 29, 2019

When Peepshow Toys asked if I’d like to try and review a silicone cock ring they had added to their online shop, I eagerly said yes. The Oxballs Cock-T Cock Ring is a blue (it is also available in black) silicone ring for those looking for a nice chunky, soft, oversized ring with a lot of stretch, which makes it easy on/easy off.The reason I was quite eager to try this thing is because I already own the companion piece — the Balls-T Ball Stretcher from Oxballs — and have enjoyed that for a long time. I figured since Peepshow Toys is stocking both pieces, I could give you my thoughts on each of them. But let’s start with the cock ring.

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This is my favorite dildo. When I try a new sex toy, I always open a notepad document on my phone and keep it handy to jot down thoughts and comments about the toy I’m using. I just opened the file I created for the Uberrime Splendid dual-density dildo and there are five words typed on it: this is my favorite dildo.

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NOTE: This review was originally released on January 22, 2019

Fun Factory is a German sex toy company that’s put out a lot of high-quality, interesting products in the past. I remember trying the original head-teasing Cobra Libre many years ago, and thought the thrusting Stronic Drei pulsating dildo – with its rippled curved shaft – was a wild invention. Peepshow Toys asked me to try one of Fun Factory’s newest toys: The Manta.

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NOTE: This review was originally released on February 2, 2023

Today I’m looking at another interesting sex toy from Oxballs: the Honcho Soft Silicone Butt Plug. The Honcho plug is a semi-realistic cock-shaped toy that isn’t overly long, but is quite thick. Peepshow Toys is stocking three different sizes of this toy and they sent me one to test and review. The plugs are available in a color mix exclusive to Peepshow Toys! Here are my thoughts.

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NOTE: This review was originally released on September 13, 2019

Big. Bigger. Biggest. This week I’m reviewing the largest of the three new anal toys I’ve been asked to try out for Peepshow Toys. I started with a big buttplug: the b-Vibe Vibrating Snug Plug XL. Continued with an even bigger toy: the Uberrime Bella Dildo. The biggest of this trio is the Leo Harness Dildo, a realistic silicone cock from SquarePegToys® that measures 9 inches long.

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